2000s and 2010s

This is most likely the complete list of movies I’ve watched in my life at the moment of writing it (2020-04-05). I barely remember most of them, so I only bothered to write reviews only for and rate some. The movies with reviews are listed first; everything is listed in the order I remembered.

200X-XX-XX: Madagascar

As I remember, this is the first movie I’ve ever seen. Or at least the one I’ve seen in an actual cinema.

20XX-XX-XX: Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi

My favorite Star Wars episode. It’s cool.

9/10

20XX-XX-XX: Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

This one is also cool.

9/10

2019-1X-XX: Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker

It’s shit. They fucked up the connection between the episodes, and the whole thing is just not epic. Also it doesn’t feel like a “Star” Wars movie.

5/10

201X-XX-XX: Spaceballs

This movie is unironically better than Star Wars.

10/10

201X-XX-XX: Tomb Raider

I haven’t played a single Tomb Raider game, but the movie is okay, I guess.

201X-XX-XX: Wheels on Meals

An amazing movie starring Jackie Chan. God bless Hong Kong 97 (the game) for making me discover it.

201X-XX-XX: Drunken Master

Another amazing movie with Jackie Chan. Also I had to watch it in Chinese, but it was even better like that.

2019-XX-XX: Dora and the Lost City of Gold

(I cringed a lot while watching, but) it was pretty good for children. I don’t know why failed in the box office.

201X-XX-XX: The Evil Dead

It was pretty fun to watch, but I couldn’t take its sequel.

2018-XX-XX: Ant-Man and the Wasp

I actually quite liked it. Also I’ve seen it before the first Ant-Man movie.

201X-XX-XX: The Green Elephant

An absolute masterpiece of shit. A movie can’t get more fucked up than this. I like it.

1/10