Who the hell even reads them nowadays.

201X-XX-XX: The Mysterious Island

My grandma forced me to read this because I was (and still am) a lazy fucker. The story was pretty cool, but I’d rather watch a movie based on it in any case.


2017?-XX-XX: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

It’s pretty fun to read, especially considering it’s technically a religious book.


2019-0X-XX: The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Music Theory

I’ve read the book, but I’m still an idiot with no music theory knowledge. Smh.


2019-XX-XX: Practical Typography

The shit gets straight to the point, is available on its own website, and manages to interest me, who doesn’t give much shit about typography. What else do you need?


2022-03-22: The Lost World

Pretty entertaining book, I should say. Not sure when it was written, but it read pretty nice for the 21st century. While I was reading this book, I was in a mental hospital 24/7, and I should say it helped me a bit with my boredom.

There’s one thing I don’t like about this book, but I guess it’s excusable, considering when it was written (I guess). It’s just a tiny bit racist. I don’t quite like how it potrays black people, Native Americans, and, for what it’s worth, apes.

One thing I do like about it, however, is the ending. Or the last chapter, to be precise. It hit pretty hard, relatively speaking.