- Bruh moment
- Bruh, Ltd
Johnny, you’re adopted.
anal prolapse of the brain
- Unspecified illness
Why didn’t you attend school yesterday?
I had anal prolapse of the brain.
From bass + arse
- Musical instrument which uses ass hair as the strings
Please stop playing your barse guitar.
- Combination of the English language mergers/splits that make the words bath and barf pronounced the same
His English dialect has a bath-barf merger. I wonder where he’s from.
From bittersweet + shit
- Bittersweet but without the bitter and sweet parts
I expected the film to have a happy ending, but I got a bittershit one instead.
From colon + tag
- Word or phrase followed by a colon character (
:) used as a metadata tag
idea: explain what a colontag is
From cowboy + conference + hall
- Texas shit splattacre
What is he doing for so long in the bathroom?
From cute + hatred
- Hatred of a person because they look cuter than you
Just looking at her causes me extreme cutered.
Death Star control panel
- Complicated user interface
Would you like to try writing some music with this brand new DAW? It’s pretty easy.
Sorry but I don’t like dealing with Death Star control panels.
From down + in + Africa
- Placeholder feminine name
I bless the rains, Downina Frica!
- Habit of exposing deeply personal information at inappropriate times
You know, I once had to suffocate my own dog to save my life…
Why on Earth would you have to say that while I’m having a lunch? You really are an emotional exhibitionist.
- Having an unpleasant side effect from your medication
Sorry, I can’t talk right now, I feel drugged.
- Rhythm and blues music genre
- Funky sounding disco music
I’ll give you the AUX cord if you promise you won’t make us sit through your gay disco again.
From genital + battle
- Act of 2 people fighting using their penises as swords
Man, you really shouldn’t have gotten into a genibattle with The Rock.
From group + classmate
- Member of the same group as you
Alexei is my groupmate. He’s a big pain in the ass.
- (computer science) Theory that suggests than extremely imperative and extremely declarative programming languages closely resemble each other rather than being at the opposite ends of the spectrum
Assembly and Haskell are actually very similar languages due to the horseshoe theory.
What the fuck are you even talking about?
From inferno + sister
- Sister that destroys everything
Amanda is a real infernosis. Yesterday she broke my collar bone after “accidentally” jumping on me.
- Extremely masculine looking person
Don’t lie to me, I’m sure you’re pretty cute in real life.
I wish. I actually look like an Italian plumber.
- Placeholder masculine name
John Buttocks. John Buttocks. John Buttocks. John Buttocks.
- Лерн Тотверг
- Лерн Тотврег
From learn + to + work
- Placeholder masculine name
Learn Totwerk, where’s my saxophone?
From maltheism + solipsism + ietsism
- Belief that an unspecified god created you and only you to see you suffer
Very interesting. What is your religion?
I’m a malsolietsist.
- That feeling when you consumed too much content, making everything feel unreal
Are you okay?
I’m alright, it’s just mental intoxication.
From metamorphosis + forget
- That feeling when you feel like you forgot something when you actually didn’t, and you suffer because of that
I failed the test because I suddenly had an episode of metaforgosis.
From microblog + vlog
- Online platform for sharing short videos
Does TikTok count as a microblog?
No, I’d say it’s a microvlog.
From philo + meta + obstaculum
- Desire for love despite already being loved
Oh Gods, I wish I could have some affection and love right now.
Don’t worry, philometaobstaculum happens to everyone. You already have everything.
please don’t die
- Used for wishing luck to someone
I have a math exam tomorrow.
Please don’t die.
post-depression anime syndrome
- Syndrome that causes an anime director to produce fucked up shit, which is caused by depression
- Misspelling of post-anime depression syndrome
What the fuck was Hideaki Anno on in order to produce such fucked up shit as Neon Genesis Evangelion?
He just had a post-depression anime syndrome.
From poop + toilet
- Video game where you move falling feces so they fall into the toilet
I had a strange dream today. It was about the game called PToilet.
resurrect Bruce Lee
- Do something impossible
There’s no use trying to resurrect Bruce Lee. Your liver won’t be able to handle so much alcohol.
- One moment
When will you vacuum your damn room?
security through ignorance
From security through obscurity + ignorance
- Reliance on making people ignorant about a certain topic by depriving their access to information as a means of control
What is this company’s opinion on labor unions?
Security through ignorance.
From shitpost + long
- Wall of text that’s also a shitpost
I really like your new article.
Thanks, it’s a shitlongpost.
From shit + dandruff
- Dry pieces of shit stuck in your ass hair after wiping
Can someone recommend me an anti-shitruff shampoo?
From shit + piss
- Shit and piss at the same time
One sec, Imma take a quick shitss.
From sup + girl
- Fancy way to greet someone
Sup qurl! How are you doing?
- Unlikeliness of your business/art project having huge success due to extreme luck being required
Look, I made this awesome new app that I worked really hard on. I bet it’ll become an instant hit.
I think you should take the survivorship syndrome into account. You’re no Steve Jobs after all.
- Placeholder German word
Say something in German.
- Misspelling of диджит
Мой ранк в осу! три дигита.
Происходит тортюра петуха и мяча.
Я пошёл на эксгибицию чтобы посмотреть на картины.
Была произведена экспендитура заработанных мной денег.
- Placeholder linguistic term
- Misspelling of эпитеты
Алёша, ты выучил эпимемы?