Basics
- Full name: Kirby Kevinson
- Legal name: for all intents and purposes, it doesn’t exist
- Occupation: shitty student, failure of a human being
- Interests: retro and/or obscure things, free software
- Country of residence: Russia
Biology
- Birthdate: 2002-03-06
- Is still alive: probably yes
- Gender: bad question
- Sex: only with your mom
- Sexual orientation: mostly into feminine people
- Romantic orientation: probably not
- Height: 1.73 m
- Weight: 73 kg
- Abnormalities:
- Nonallergic rhinitis, discovered in 2008
- Visual snow, discovered in 2019
- STPD, discovered in 2020
- Penis with 2 holes, discovered in 2021
Society
- Religion: it’s complicated
- Political views: democratic socialist, I guess?
- Intelligence: average
- Talents: N/A
- Skills: N/A
- Achievements: N/A
- Relationship status: I won’t allow myself to another human being until I solve my issues
- Economy: better than I deserve
Personality
The easiest was to describe my personality is to pretend I have 2 shoulder devils - Kris and Ruby - which control me 75% and 25% of the time respectively.
Kris
Also known as The Crybaby
- Doesn’t want things to ever change
- Thinks about the future too much
- Overanalyzes and overplans everything
- Tries to be more considerate then needed
- Does nothing instead of being productive
- Doesn’t manage to ever start doing anything
- Doesn’t want to talk to anyone ever
- Panics when being the center of attention
- Has no confidence
- Listens to other people’s opinions too closely
- Avoids arguments as much as possible
- Cares about other people’s feelings too much
- Gets sad easily
- Wants to solve problems by running away from them
Ruby
Also known as The Dumbass
- Does radical stuff for the sake of change
- Never has worries about anything
- Does everything unexpectedly and without thinking
- Disregards all consequences when doing anything
- Wastes time instead of being productive
- Does too many things without finising any
- Wants to constantly annoy people
- Draws attention of other people for no reason
- Has too much confidence
- Doesn’t listen to anyone once sure about something
- Starts useless arguments on purpose
- Ignores other people’s feelings no matter what
- Gets angry easily
- Wants to solve problems with extreme violence